i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
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