I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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