But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just pynch a tree in the face
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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