She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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