I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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