In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
