: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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