I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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