he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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