Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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