OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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