Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
as a side note pls kill me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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