Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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