I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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