Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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