yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The feeling are messing with the penis
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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