I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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