The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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