whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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