the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
this boner is exhausting
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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