He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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