While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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