I need help removing her.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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