quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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