Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Randomize
