If that was your dad, he is hot
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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