Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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