Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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