U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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