So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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