those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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