3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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