Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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