It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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