Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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