my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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