I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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