No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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