I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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