K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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