you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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