..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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