Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wannas sexs uuuuu
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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