I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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