this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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