I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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