How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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