Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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