so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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