just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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