The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
