Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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