all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
