i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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