Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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