I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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