she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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