You can't special order awesome
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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