it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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